I hope you have a barf bag ready...

So I'm going to toot my own horn for a moment and introduce the winning pieces from the KDHX Frankenstein-a-Band Contest. The idea is to take two bands from the opposite ends of the musical spectrum and mash them together. Here is the product of our creativity/stupidity. In first place, we have dr.dammit, aka Matt Bryan, with "Sammy HaGWAR."

And in second place we have "Earth, Wind and Arcade Fire" by yours truly, JMB.

I should also mention that our buddy Mike from Big List of Dead People came in fourth place with his hilariously scary string of band mash-ups, one of which is pictured below. I give thee the "Pixie Chicks."